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Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps Goyim Squad Iron-on Patch

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          Measurements: 3.25' wide x 3.5' tall

          There's a job for everyone�in the Corps! We polish the mirrors, align the guidance system, and, when we are called on, we fire the laser�on�our very real and not fake satellite. But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs�until the appearance of the three stars (as seen from our ground-based headquarters, of course.)

          And now, members of the Goyim Squad can wear their patches proudly!

          Measurements: 3.25'�wide x 3.5' tall

          Also available as an enamel pin.

          50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon.